Mrs. Clinton’s “NOT MY FAULT!” 2017 Tour
"Never underestimate the power of denial” – Ricky Fitts, from the film, "American Beauty"
Dateline: 6.1.17 – She's back! Yes, Hillary Clinton is hitting the road and fighting back! She's not messing around and she's taking no prisoners! If it wasn't for the fact that she's obviously very serious, this would seem like a Saturday Night Live skit. A few weeks ago when Mrs. Clinton came out of seclusion, the first thing she said was, “I take full responsibility for my loss.” Since that brief moment, her list of who done her wrong has grown to a staggering length and is likely to continue to grow.
On June 1, 2017, in his Fox News morning program, “America's Newsroom” Bill Hemmer put up a graphic documenting 24 of Mrs. Clinton's excuses as to why she lost the 2016 presidential election to President Trump. The list is below with my brief comments in bold red after each one. Remember the Ricky Fitts quote I listed above, "Never underestimate the power of denial"!
Here are the 24 documented reasons given by Mrs. Clinton as to why she lost to President Trump. (my comments in red)
1 – The FBI – The FBI let her off the hook, gave immunity to her friends in return for nothing, and allowed evidence to be destroyed, and finally claimed there was “no intent” (try that excuse the next time you get pulled over for speeding, “But officer, I didn't INTEND to speed.”). I guess that wasn't enough help. Was the FBI supposed to HELP HER?
2 – James Comey – She loved Comey when he gave her and her friends a pass but he was a BAD MAN for opening up the investigation 2 weeks before the election because of official documents on the laptop of the creep husband Anthony Weiner (aka “Carlos Danger”) of her closest aide and confidant, Huma Abedin.
3 – The Russians – Oh, those pesky Ruskies! They mess up everything!
4 – Vladimir Putin – Vlad the Impaler unleashed his KGB dogs on her. Sure!
5 – Anti-American Forces – Gosh! Were our enemies supposed to HELP her? Bet you didn't know that!
6 – Low information voters – Yes, STUPID people and DEPLORABLES too. Nothing like complimenting the American people, Hillary!
7 – Everyone assumed she'd win – They weren't supposed to believe what almost all of the media were saying?
8 – Bad polling numbers – When??? Her polling numbers consistently had her ahead of candidate Trump. Perhaps the numbers didn't have her far enough ahead against Trump?
9 – Barack Obama for winning two terms – HUH?!? That's the “thanks” President Obama gets for campaigning for her. Nice! Look at the back of your shirt Mr. Obama, it's all bloody!
10 – People wanting change – She LIKED the way things were, so Americans were supposed to as well?
11 – Misogynists – “Men that hate women”? Give us a break! Candidate Trump's campaign manager is a woman and a mother. Where's the hate?
12 – Suburban Women – Blaming women, is she? So who is the Lady Hater now?
13 – The New York Times – The most rabid anti-Trump newspaper didn't hate Trump enough, I suppose.
14 – Television executives – ABC, NBC, CBS, PBS, CNN, and MSNBC all GUSHED over Mrs. Clinton. They didn't gush enough?
15 – Cable News – One CNN news presenter once said, “I don't think we could do more to help Mrs. Clinton.” Perhaps Rachael Maddow and Joe Scarsborough and Mika Brzezinski didn't beat the Hillary drum enough.
16 – Netflix – HUH? Maybe she didn't like the Clair Underwood character in “House of Cards”. The character DOES seem A LOT like Mrs. Clinton!
17 – Democrats for not making the right kinds of documentaries – Sheesh! You can't make a silk purse out of a Hillary's ear.
18 – Facebook – Mark Zuckerberg LOVES Hillary! (well, maybe not any more) I guess they didn't work their algorithms enough in Mrs. Clinton's favor.
19 – Twitter – Let's face it. Donald Trump is a Master Jedi Knight when it comes to Twitter. Mrs. Clinton is Jar Jar Binks.
20 – Wikileaks – Didn't she once joke about getting a drone strike on Julian Assange? Nice!
21 – Fake News – Are we to believe that Mrs. Clinton's use of a complete unsecured private email server the ENTIRE time she was doing official government work as Secretary of State was “fake news”? I guess so!
22 – Content farms in Macedonia – Now that's a real knee slapper! And Osama Bin Laden destroyed the Twin Towers while on dialysis in a cave, with a laptop PC, and a cell phone. And she wiped her server "Like with a cloth?" too.
23 – The Republican Party – WOW! I didn't know the Republican Party was supposed to help Mrs. Clinton! I'm SHOCKED!
24 – The Democrat Party – After everything, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, while head of the DNC, did to help Mrs. Clinton by squashing poor Bernie! That's the “Thanks!” the party gets! SHEESH!
Sigh… It's all so unreal, but it IS real. I'm surprised she didn't blame her friends in Hollyweird. Ah, no, she won't do that because they give her LOTS of money and George and Leonardo are SO cute!
She's probably not going to stop. Don't be surprised if she announces that she's going to run again in 2020. Hopefully, that'll finish her political career once and for all. – Scott
PS – I'm surprised she didn't also blame “Climate Change Deniers” too!